What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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