Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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