How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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all these jokes suck ass

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Joey mayer's face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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