- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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