A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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