- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

do you want to hear a joke?

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

mark is mark

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What is the best part about football The scoring

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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