boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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