What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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Wy did the chicken?

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good one jess !!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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