Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

Guess what? Holocaust

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

WNBA

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

A Black Man walks into a bar...

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

a man walks into a prostitute.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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