Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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YOLO.

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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I've got a dig bick

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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american government

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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