What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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