- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear