A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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my namew is jd

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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Anti Joke

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