- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

your mother hates you

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??