- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

This sentence is false.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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