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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

The Barackness Monster

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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