Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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Womens rights.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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pickle juice?

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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Woman's rights

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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