How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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You smell like shit

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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