- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

What is a chair?

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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