- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

The Pope

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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