a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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Come In!

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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