- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

IU football

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

girls basketball

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Women.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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