- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Oh no! My life is ruined!

squirrels with massive bonerss

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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