- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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