What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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Twenty-Four

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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