- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

your mother hates you

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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