what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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my shift key is broken1

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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I was born.

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the WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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