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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

A handicapp walks into a bar

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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