Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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