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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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