Cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

What is 9 + 10? 21

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

Your time.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

ugh good riddance

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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