Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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