What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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I am a n1gger.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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