- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

knock knock Who's there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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