- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

spell backwards: taco cat

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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