What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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vaginas

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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Knock Knock Yes?

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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