A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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Anti Joke

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