i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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Womens rights.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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