- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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