what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

hi to the world fromthe world

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

Well educated black man.

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

The WNBA.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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