What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

You smell like shit

Shit!

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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Today is May 18 2016.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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