- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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