Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

I never asked for this.

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

I've got a dig bick

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

my name is Jacob sartorious

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

Roey Jegen

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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