- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

What is 9 + 10? 21

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

Cancer.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

A handicapp walks into a bar

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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