If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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Obamacare haters

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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