-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

Kelly Clarkson

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

hey guys what's up?

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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