- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

I hate black people. Because their black.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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