A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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Do you believe this will change?

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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The WNBA.

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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No.

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Anti Joke

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