Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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Did I tell you about the day I put PaulMckenna on a hypnotic state so he believed he put me in a trance? That was fun, everybody applauded, then he got sad when it was not him they where applauding at, funny guy, a bit of an amateur, he spends hours "priming" people in a hypnotic state, and then in his videos triggers it so it makes it seem like he does it instantly, next to Igor Ledohowsky and Richard Bandler, I might just be one of the best and youngest hypnotists alive. Speaking of which, my wife knows the complicated yet strong feelings I got for you, and feels safe around me because of the same reasons you do, and the fact that I can spot a worry and a tear before people do, especially those I love and care about. Wait I am not done, I just need to eat before I space out.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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Why did the jew die Really...

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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