ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

I pooped my pants

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

feces

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

im black

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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