yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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hi patrick

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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