- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

What isn't funny? The holacost.

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

An boy with ADHD walks into a

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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