Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Welcome to die!

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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