Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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Turn around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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