Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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Hello

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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