What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

lol a man is drowning

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

your mum

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Whats white and sticky fluff

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

im not as random as you think I- Potato

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Nippies

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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