What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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Butt Sex.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Men, get on the boat.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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