What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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Women's rights.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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