Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Womens rights.

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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