What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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knock knock who's there police

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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What time is it? 10:58

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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womens rights

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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Come In!

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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