- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Women's rights.

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

what is the awesomest of them all? me

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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