Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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this is not a joke

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Anti Joke

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