So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Dubstep < Music

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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