I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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God is real

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Soccer...

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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rose are red violets should be purple

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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