- Anti Joke

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

what time is it? 3:16

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him