YOLO.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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God bless America, and no where else.

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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? I hate niiggers ?

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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