this is gay

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american government

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Soccer...

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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You.

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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