- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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