- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Farts smell bad!

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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