How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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