- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

What number comes after 29? 30.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

Potato

LOL May Wong

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

George Bush does not care about black people.

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