why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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