- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

What's better than sex? Nothing

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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