- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Where's my shotgun

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

I saw a shovel once.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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