Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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No it isn't.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Six million.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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