Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Chuck Norris died.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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Obamacare haters

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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