- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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