What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Cancer.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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