- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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