A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Your mother is a man.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Knock knock What

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Women Voting

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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