Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Sorry boss

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haha, you're an orphan

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Women's football

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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