A russian gives away vodka.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

whats 2+2? 4

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Potato

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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