- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

who is awesome? no one...

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

whats brown? poop.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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