What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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penis hehehehe

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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