- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

What's dead? Your mum.

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Your mother

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