Your mother

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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