Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

Your social life

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

Penis-Pump

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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